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Micki Rose's avatar

Perhaps you should start putting other things that need finishing on the table and go out to get a pen regularly. Hoover? Ingredients for flapjacks? The Literary Gift catalogue with the phone number on a post it note?

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Fran Hill's avatar

This could catch on!

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Caroline Gibbs's avatar

Fran Hill. You are very funny. I so enjoyed reading this. Thank you for writing it 😄

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Fran Hill's avatar

Thank you, Caroline!

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Sarah Kiely's avatar

Race you to the steam train aisle!

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Fran Hill's avatar

Why didn't I think of that one?!

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Jenny's avatar

Too funny! But you're right - now you know what to give your husband for EVERY gift-giving occasion :D

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Fran Hill's avatar

He's going to be so delighted ;)

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Deborah Jenkins's avatar

Haha. Brilliant! I hate jigsaws. Don't ever buy me one. Me favourite part was the bit about the bread board. I laughed out loud.

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Fran Hill's avatar

It's always the bits that I wonder about deleting that make people laugh! Thanks for reading!

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